Sand can't be deadlier than a shark.

CNN reported today that between 1990 and 2006, 16 people died in "sand holes" and 12 died of shark attacks. Just because more people died as a result of ... falling into the sand, doesn't mean it's deadlier than a shark attack, it just means this world is filled with geniuses! And if, while enjoying a nice day on the beach, you're more concerned about the sand than the sharks, you're probably better off just staying in Kansas next time.

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