Red Bull does give you wings

A man who drank four cans of Red Bull a day has finally passed away. You couldn't expect him to last very long at a rate of four a day, but what gets me is that the cause of death was said to be "natural causes". This is the exact opposite of a naturally-caused death. This was a death caused by a drug overdose. Because with all the sugar and caffeine, that's what Red Bull really is, a drug. And yes this drug can give you wings. You'll be dead, but you'll have wings.

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