Teachers have to be old and ugly
Next month, the world's youngest college professor will be starting her new job at Konkuk University, at the ripe age of 19. Initially this is an amazing story. Alia Sabur was in college at 10, working on her bachelor's of science degree at 14, and now she's ready to spread her knowledge to her student, who happen to be her same age. Not only that, she's hot! But listen, we've had an outbreak of female teachers sleeping with their young male students here in America, and I know for a fact this isn't going to help the situation. A young attractive teacher who spent her childhood in school instead of with boys, now thrown into the college world after puberty. Young, attractive and horny, a trifecta from hell! I'm not saying she shouldn't be a teacher, it's a very noble job, but spend 19 more years traveling the world, learning about foreign men and living your life. Then when you're 40, old and ugly, you'll be ready to be a teacher.
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