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George Bush is no longer relevant




I know his term is coming to an end, but it seems like every day the President seems even less relevant than the day before. He throws the first pitch at a baseball game, he picks up the Pope from the airport, and he tap dances for John McCain! Now on Monday, George Bush is going to appear on Deal or No Deal to "honor" an Iraqi veteran who will be on the show. I think if our Iraqi vets have to go on Deal or No Deal, the president shouldn't be showing up to honor him, he should be showing up to make sure every fucking brief case has $1 million in it. I'm sure if you can rig an election, you can rig a game show.

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