You can't be a hypocritical patriot
Rep. Jack Kingston was on Bill Maher's panel last Friday night, and he got into a discussion with Bill about how Barack Obama is proving to the voters how un-patriotic he is by not wearing his US Flag lapel pin. And he said this with a straight face, wearing a suit that, for some reason, didn't have the US Flag lapel pin. So if Barack is un-patriotic, what on earth would that make you, Mr. Kingston? Maybe it's true you don't have to sport the flag on your nipple 24 hours a day to sincerely love this country. And I don't think most people give a shit if you wear a lapel pin... just make sure you always wear pants and we'll be okay.
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