Don't take Valium, just stop chewing gum.

A woman in Wellington thought she was having a heart attack when she felt tingling in her hands and feet. Her doctor gave her anti-inflammatories and even valium to stop the pain. Nothing helped until she stopped chewing four packs of gum a day. It turns out she was suffering from aspartame poisoning. At four packs a day, I don't think aspartame poisoning should be her biggest worry, does she still have teeth?

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