The Bush twins have to go to Iraq.

It's been over a year since "Jenna and Tonic" Bush graduated from high school, and apparently they still are unable to find work. I'm not surprised, I don't know anybody who would hire a young, drinking Bush. But considering the Army has missed its recruiting goal by over 50% this year, why don't the Bush twins sign up and fight for daddy's cause? Do they hate America, or just freedom in general?

Good? Bad?

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