Jimmy Carter must be shipped off to Gitmo.

Last weekend former US President and current Al Qaeda operative, Jimmy Carter, launched an unprovoked attack on democracy itself by telling an Arkansas newspaper that the Bush Administration has been the worst in history, and people were shocked... Arkansas has newspapers? But once again we were sucked into a phony controversy about who said what and how it hurts George Bush's feelings. Because when you hurt George Bush, you hurt America's feelings. And when you hurt America's feelings, you hurt the troops. And when you do that, Tinkerbell's lights go out and she dies.

Guest post written by: Bill Maher.

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