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Don't go to a bar and order a non-alcoholic drink.

And when your drink takes longer than the other customers, don't complain. Your drink is $2 with free refills, the bartender isn't exactly going to be speedy with your order. If you want your sprite faster, order a beer with it and give it to a girl at the bar. After all, if your out at a bar drinking sprite, she's gonna have to be pretty drunk to go home with you.



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