Talking is not the essence of democracy


Shock tactics do work




Stop being lazy and do your job


Don't pay for your munchies with marijuana


Free speech is number one for a reason


People can change


You don't have to buy a school to get your kids a good education


If you can't hear a helicopter crashing down on you, you probably deserve to die


Stupidity is not a crime


Keep your pot away from the pot-trial


Teachers don't have to be body builders


Red Bull does give you wings


Police do more than protect and serve


Teachers have to be old and ugly


God doesn't like discrimination against religions


Forcing somebody to do something is Un-American


You can't legislate dissent


George Bush is no longer relevant


There are limits to changing your mind


If you didn't know pharmaceutical companies lied, you need their drugs


Let some people out of prison


China is killing humanity


You can't be a hypocritical patriot


Oil companies have to clean up


Cops don't get to torture dogs, either


Take your bias out of reporting


No more taser guns for police


Elections have to be held tomorrow


Defending our troops isn't a "political stunt"


Salvia is not comparable to LSD or mushrooms


Alberto Gonzales has to be deported.


Fire your stock broker and hire a waitress.


The Bush twins have to go to Iraq.


Jimmy Carter must be shipped off to Gitmo.


Political suicide can't exist.


Don't go to a bar and order a non-alcoholic drink.


There are only three branches of government.


Sand can't be deadlier than a shark.


Don't try to get back at the IRS by paying them in pennies.


Don't take Valium, just stop chewing gum.


You can't have it both ways, George.